I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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