office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
where are you?
Hypothermia
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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