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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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