I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I need a beard to bite.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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