What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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