About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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