It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
