But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
