I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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