playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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