girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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