Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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