Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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