i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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