What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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