I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She told me I should be a condom model.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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