They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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