Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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