Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
