he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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