I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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