im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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