Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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