Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
