We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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