you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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