Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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