Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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