What did we do last night that was yellow?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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