doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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