problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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