it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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