the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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