She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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