I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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