oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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