is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I think I just sharted jello shots
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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