is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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