haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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