we have officially lost it.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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