I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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