Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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