I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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