i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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