I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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