S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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