I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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