Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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