jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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