New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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