In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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