Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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