Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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