You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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